Chocolate biscuit update! Not content to let me wife badmouth my second most favorite cookie, I did some investigation.
Looks harmless enough. Here’s a closer look at that beautiful kisser.
I don’t know whether it’s the moustache or the lizard eyes, but something is wrong with that kid. I zoomed in a little closer, and the cookie yelled, “Zgyrr blvmddam!” I almost lost my nerve, but got this picture before I sprinted for the door:
But it is covered in milk chocolate. So there’s that.
Next case for the Cookie Exploratory Committee: Vienna Fingers. Why are they so addictive? Early bets are for crack and and/or marijuana as the unprinted ingredients. Devishly clever, those industrial bakers. Both fueling and supplying the munchies!