Is there such a thing? Last night I lost at Pictionary. Well, lost isn’t the right word. My team stalled at the starting line while the other team raced around the track to uncontested success, did a victory lap, then nudged our stalled car off the track where it rolled into a pile of tires, burst into flame, then the tangled black wreckage was carted away and destroyed.
So yes, I am a sore loser. With some of the drawings, I preferred to finish up after the time was up, just so I could at least have the feeling of satisfaction that my drawing was good. While I would draw something in three-point perspective with full shading, the opposite team would draw a squiggly line and the other team member would shout out, “Double indemnity! Yes!” Then they would move forward on the board. Yet again.
So I decided to help the other team by mumbling incorrect answers to try to get them to stray from the eventual solution. Some of my helpful possible answers:
But you already know the outcome of this counter-intelligence propaganda campaign. We lost. But I am totally fine with that.