Then to the good people of the land was it Friday. A dough ball shall be taken from the freezer and left to defrost on the warm top of the oven above the pilot light. Lo there will be increased liveliness in the dough and bubbles will form. Then from light on high will shine down on the countertop and there, unto us, will be a pizza crust delivered. Yea though there were many options for toppings, the good people decided on the simplest. There shall be potato slices on the pizza hence, but ever shall it be that the potatoes shall be anointed with olive oil, rosemary, and the salt of the earth. There was rejoicing as the pizza was brought forth from the oven, delivered unto us, yea that we should enjoy it and sing hosannas.
Perhaps canst thou reach for it, lest ye burn thine fingers. Thereupon shall ye exhibit patience, temperance, so can the pizza be cooled. Hallelujah!