This is the last one, and then it’s lights out!
Once upon a time there was a chicken called Mr. Cluckers. He had very fancy pants. Mr. Cluckers strutted over to the hens.
“Look at MY fancy pants!” he crowed.
They said, “Humph.” Mr. Cluckers though they were just jealous because they didn’t have any pants at all. Then he paraded in front of the sheep.
“Hmm,” they said, chewing on their cuds. They want fancy pants too, thought Mr. Cluckers, and they don’t have them. He smiled and walked to the pig enclosure. He slipped and fell in the mud and all the animals screamed with laughter.