There is a limit, toy-makers. There is a limit past which you are cutting corners and leaving something which shouldn’t really exist. Take for example a mermaid doll. Sure, her makeup is smudged, the eyes distant and crossed, the plastic seam evident of crude hurried construction. But these things can be overlooked by a child who wants a mermaid family in the bathtub. So…this mermaid will do.
Let’s just brush out her hair and get her ready for some champion salonning. But wait, what’s this. GAAAAAAAHHHH!